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Jesus Loves You Jokes

"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.

But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

Jesus loves you!

Great if you're Christian!
Not so great if you're an inmate in Mexico...

Jesus loves you

Great thing to hear in church...

... not so much in a Mexican prison.



(heard in the tv-series Flesh and Bone)

I learned Jesus loves you...

Means something completely different in Mexican prisons.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

It's great that Jesus loves you

Because the rest of us think you are an asshole.

'Jesus loves you' means one thing in general society.

And something completely different in prison.

Stalker

I've recently got a stalker. He's everywhere all the time. And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me. So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."

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