Jesus Loves You Jokes - 7 Hilarious Jesus Loves You Jokes

"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.

But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

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Jesus loves you!

Great if you're Christian!
Not so great if you're an inmate in Mexico...

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Jesus loves you

Great thing to hear in church...

... not so much in a Mexican prison.

(heard in the tv-series Flesh and Bone)

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I learned Jesus loves you...

Means something completely different in Mexican prisons.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

It's great that Jesus loves you

Because the rest of us think you are an asshole.

'Jesus loves you' means one thing in general society.

And something completely different in prison.

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Stalker

I've recently got a stalker. He's everywhere all the time. And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me. So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."

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