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Jehovas Witness Jokes

A Jehovas Witness knocked on my door the other day...

I said "Come in. Sit down. What would you like to talk about?"

He said "I don't know. I've never gotten this far before."

Do you know why jehovas witnesses buildings don't have windows?

Its so God can't see what they're doing in there.

How many Jehovas witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it, and two to go to your house and ask if you've seen the light.

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Advent calendar

I just got my new jehovas witness Advent calendar, everytime I open a door it says "fuck off, not today!"

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Door to door cheese salesman

I am a door to door cheese salesman, but I never get to sell any cheese, everyone always slams their door in my face. I have no idea why. All I say is "Hello, I'd like to talk to you about cheeses" and they slam the door while saying "Bloody Jehovas witnesses!".

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