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What's the difference between Jeff Sessions and a book about Jeff Sessions?

The book has a spine.

Trump fired Jeff Sessions

The only confederate Monument he is actually willing to take down.

I heard a Jeff Sessions joke yesterday

But I can't recall it now.

Jeff Sessions was asked why the telemarketing company fired him

He did not recall

Did any news come out of Attorney General Jeff Sessions testimony?

โ€œI donโ€™t recall.โ€

Trump and Macron are discussing leadership and decision making...

Donald Trump asks Emmanuel Macron how he's able to make such great decisions all the time.

Macron says "I make sure to communicate with intelligent people and ask their advice."

Trump: "Well how do you know they're smart?"

Macron: "I ask them riddles. Observe."

He calls ...

Breaking News: Al-Gebra Operative Arrested

A man was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport , New York, as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes the man is a member o...

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