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Jazz Musicians Jokes

Why can’t jazz musicians be trusted?

Because they always play sus chords.

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How many jazz musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fuck the changes; let's just play!

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Why aren't jazz musicians missing their girlfriends during quarantine?

They're already used to the sex on phone

Don’t upset jazz musicians

They might snap

Why do jazz musicians drink gin straight?

Because they can never find the tonic.

A coach full of jazz musicians has broken down on the motorway, blocking all lanes.

Police say to expect some long jams.

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Why do jazz musicians prefer to drive crappy old cars?

Because they're always making a new sound.

A conductor is getting an orchestra together for a performance but having trouble finding a clarinet player.

Finally, he calls a contractor who tells him "Well, the only guy I've got available at this moment is this jazz clarinetist.”

The conductor replies "I can't stand working with jazz musicians! They dress lousy, they're always late, and they all have an attitude problem.”

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