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Jared From Subway Jokes

Jared from Subway ended his career the same way he began it

Trying to get into smaller pants

Jared from subway was sentenced by the judge for 16 years in prison.

But he didn’t care, you know why

Because he was ok with anything under 18

Jared from Subway was hired and fired for the exact same reason.

He loved to eat fresh

What did Jared from Subway get in his court sentence?

Free foot-longs for life.

When Chumlee gets out of prison he should do a show with Jared from Subway. They should call it...

Child Pawn.

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When Jared from subway was a kid (long)

He was a larger boy, all of the schoolchildren would call him names. Jared would get mad but didnt know what to. This goes on for some time until Jared went to his school counselor. His couseler asks what the problem is. Jared explains how all the schoolchildren can not see past his weight and accep...

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What do Betsy Devos and Jared from Subway have in common?

Both of their main goal is to fuck children.

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Jared from subway really took the company motto seriously.

You could say he liked to "eat fresh"

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

Jared from Subway didn't violin kids.

I saw a movie trailer about 30 trapped chillean miners...

Apparently Jared from subway had a stash...

(I'm so sorry about this, I just thought of it and needed to get it out)

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