UPJOKE

James Comey walks into a bar...

and orders two White Russians - one for here, one to go.

Why did James Comey refuse to indict Hillary Clinton?

Because he found his suicide note in her Wikileaks emails.

So Trump runs into James Comey at a party...

"Hey, Jim Comey, what's new?"

"I don't have to tell you any more."

Did you hear about the time Donald Trump made James Comey have lunch with him?

I heard it was a presidential man-date.

What did the President say, when he wanted to reconcile with his long-lost friend over the phone?

James Comey.

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