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The "circle of life" applies to life in general,

your own life is more of a straight line that ends abruptly.




(Credit James Acaster)
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"I just deleted all the German names off my phone."

***"It's Hans free"***

*Funniest joke at this years Fringe by Darren Walsh.*

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