UPJOKE

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter? Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

The Purple Pirate

This is not a good joke, my Dad told it to me years ago and I haven't seen it here yet.

There was once a purple pirate who sailed the 7 purple seas. One purple day, as the sky was clear and purple the purple pirate landed his purple ship on a purple island.

The Purple pirate explored t...

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