What happened to the Guns N' Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?
Its axle rose
Why was the pallet having a bad day?
He got all jacked up the night before
My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke
**Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?
**Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
*...she cracks me up*
Google: We know people like jacks, so on our new Pixel phone...
We jacked up the price.
The chauffeur
A beautiful woman was being driven around when the car suddenly got a flat tire. The chauffeur opened the trunk and got the jack out, but he couldn't find the tire iron anywhere. Still, he jacked up the car and tried everything he could to remove the tire. After 15 minutes of him getting nowhere...
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