UPJOKE

Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes...

...that way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.

-Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

One thing kids like is to be tricked.

For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.

"Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down."

He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.

I started to drive over ...

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