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Jack and Jill went up the hill

Jack and Jill went up the hill

So Jack could lick Jill's candy,

But Jack got a shock

And a mouth full of cock

Coz Jill's real name was Randy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water...

...Jill came down with half a crown but not for fetching water.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke smoke marijuana

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said “u kno u wna”
Jill said yes, lifted her dress and had a little fun
But the stupid fucker forgot his rubber and now they have a son.

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