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Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill Jokes

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Jack and Jill went up the hill

So Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of cock
'cause Jill's a goddam tranny!

Jack and Jill went up the hill

So that they could have the high ground.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
I don't know what they did there,
But they came down with a daughter.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke smoke marijuana

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said “u kno u wna”
Jill said yes, lifted her dress and had a little fun
But the stupid fucker forgot his rubber and now they have a son.

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