What do you call a hospital who lists all their donor patients in alphabetical order

Organ-Ized

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber without seeing them?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized."

Why do your heart, liver and lungs all fit in your body?

Because they are well organized

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a chemical factory worker?

Write down the word *'unionized'* and ask them to pronounce it.

Nurse: Doctor, I have organized the list of donor's hearts, livers, kidneys in alphabetical order

Doctor: Wow, its very *organ-ized*

Why did the farmer take his milk to the church?

Because it needed to be pastor-ized

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

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A particularly disheveled scientist discovered a way to convert human waste into a functioning liver.

When asked about the inspiration for his discovery he said "it was the only way I was ever going to get my shit organ-ized"

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