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Ized Jokes

What do you call a hospital who lists all their donor patients in alphabetical order

Organ-Ized

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”

A plumber would say- ‘you-niun-ized’ ,whereas a chemist would say- ‘un-ayon-ized’.

Nurse: Doctor, I have organized the list of donor's hearts, livers, kidneys in alphabetical order

Doctor: Wow, its very *organ-ized*

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A particularly disheveled scientist discovered a way to convert human waste into a functioning liver.

When asked about the inspiration for his discovery he said "it was the only way I was ever going to get my shit organ-ized"

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