After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Navy fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.
He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, loo...
A man walks into a bar...
...wearing a hospital gown and attached to an IV drip. He asks the barman to give him a double Vodka on the rocks. Barman passes him one and he necks it back. He asks the barman for another double Vodka on the rocks. Barman passes him another and he necks it back.
'I really should...
The Priest, The Minister and The Rabbi
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of a large, diverse University. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A r...
A Roman Catholic priest, a Southern Baptist minister, and a Rabbi were all at a bar...
They were all arguing over who could convert the most followers to his respective religion.
A rather drunk man at the bar yells, "Anyone can convert a person! It takes real skill to convert a bear!"
The three religious mean agree, and set out to prove who could most effectively convert...
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