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Italian Mother Jokes

The Italian Mother

Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is
going to get married.

He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring over three women and you
try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women int...

What’s the difference between a Jewish mother and an Italian mother?

Jewish mother to her child: Eat or I will die.
Italian mother: Eat or I’ll kill you.

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Great Russian joke

Four mothers; German, Italian, French, and Russian are in a maternity ward ready to pick up their babies. It just so happens, the nurse doesn't know which baby is which. So the Italian mother walks up to a crib and takes out a slice of pizza. One of the babies moves its hands forward. "That's mine" ...

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I'm pretty sure Jesus was Italian

Because only an Italian mother could think her son was a god.
And only an Italian son could think his mother was a virgin.

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BB Soup

An Italian mother is making a soup for dinner one night for her 3 kids. While she is cooking, she accidentally knocks over a bottle of BBs and it spills into the soup. She freaks out and gets out as many as she can before dinner but can't get it all.

Later that night, after dinner and after ...

When I was a toddler, my Italian mother caught me in her study.

I'd gotten into a drawer full of Greek plays. She walked in to catch me tearing Hippolytus in half. I'd done the same to others as well. The Bacchae, Heracles, Madea. As I stood there, happily shredding what had to be a 120 year old text, she began flailing and screaming.

"My a-beautiful boy...

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