He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will be a pizza history.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Sending olive my prayers to the family. His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it. You never sausage a tragic thing.
Why did the Italian chef get an award?
Because he pasta test!
What's an Italian chef's favorite speech?
Spaghettysburg address.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Did you hear about the Italian chef how created the popular Italian dish that actually helps you lose weight?
He was awarded the No-belly pizza prize.
Why was the Italian chef locked out of his house?
Because he had gnocchi.
Why wouldn’t the Italian chef’s car start?
Because he had gnocchis.
What does an Italian chef make in a Chinese restaurant?
Ciao Mein.
Italian Chefs can now get an exclusive software update for their Tesla
It's been named Carpatchio
That’s the last time I lend my car to an Italian chef
The last guy left it al dente
There was once a pastry competition...
Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.
They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*
A clown bets an old man $100 he can make him laugh. Man says "Sure, it won't happen"
Clown asks: "What do you call someone posing as a fake Italian chef? An im-pasta"
Man doesn't laugh
Clown asks: "What do you get when you cross a tiger and a bear? A tiger and a bear seeking revenge."
No response
Clown asks: "Which super hero asks the most questions? Wond...
What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?
You wanna pizza me?!
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A Rare Dish
This is a long one.
An English cook is trying to build up his skills as a chef. He's been working for years learning all sorts of rare and unique dishes to serve at his mentor's restaurant.
One day a wealthy guest at the restaurant asks to meet the cook and says "While I enjoyed the me...
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Pun time!!
Q: What do you call dental x-rays? A: Tooth pics.
Q: What do you call a group of babies? A: An infantry.
Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He pasta away.
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose.
Q: What do yo...
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