Have you heard about what happened with that Italian chef?
Did y'all hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history. I'm sending olive my thought and prayers to his family. How sad that he ran out of thyme, here today gone tomato, we cannoli do so much. I never sausage a tragedy.
Why wouldn’t the Italian chef’s car start?
Because he had gnocchis.
Why didn’t the Italian chef show up for work?
Why was the Italian chef locked out of his house?
Because he had gnocchi.
What does an Italian chef make in a Chinese restaurant?
An identity thief stole an Italian chef's identity.
When the police found him, they accused him if being an impasta.
Italian Chefs can now get an exclusive software update for their Tesla
It's been named Carpatchio
A psychic told me that the spirit of an old Italian chef is haunting my house.
I'm not worried though, I ain't alfredo no ghost.
That’s the last time I lend my car to an Italian chef
The last guy left it al dente
A clown bets an old man $100 he can make him laugh. Man says "Sure, it won't happen"
Clown asks: "What do you call someone posing as a fake Italian chef? An im-pasta"
Man doesn't laugh
Clown asks: "What do you get when you cross a tiger and a bear? A tiger and a bear seeking revenge."
Clown asks: "Which super hero asks the most questions? Wond...
What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?
You wanna pizza me?!
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A Rare Dish
This is a long one.
An English cook is trying to build up his skills as a chef. He's been working for years learning all sorts of rare and unique dishes to serve at his mentor's restaurant.
One day a wealthy guest at the restaurant asks to meet the cook and says "While I enjoyed the me...
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Q: What do you call dental x-rays? A: Tooth pics.
Q: What do you call a group of babies? A: An infantry.
Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He pasta away.
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose.
Q: What do yo...
There was once a pastry competition...
Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.
They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*