UPJOKE

It takes two to tango

But it takes nine to line dance

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes two, very tiny people, to screw, in a lightbulb.

Whoever said "It takes two to tango"...

Clearly never took Spanish.

The bonds of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to carry them.

Sometimes three.

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