What is the difference between Americans and IT support?
Americans don't have troubleshooting.
A man calls quantum IT support and complains that his quantum computer isn't working.
Quantum IT support: "Have you tried turning it off and on at the same time?"
What did the IT support guy do yesterday after eating Taco Bell?
He troubleshat
Telling someone that you work in IT support can be such a turn off...
And then a turn on again.
A blonde's office computer had technical issues
IT support came over to the desk and said he needed password to access her account.
"It's 'MickeyMinnieBatmanSupergirlWonderwomanLondon'" she replied.
"A bit unusual for a password, how did you come up with it?" the support dude asked.
She went "Because computer said the passwor...
How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?
"have you tried turning the light off and back on?"
My neighbor asked me (IT Support) how to fix his leaky faucet. Not being a plumber I offered the only advise I have:
"Have you tried turning it on and back off again?"
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