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It's Not Fair Jokes

It's not fair to compare Trump to garbage...

...garbage was once useful for something.

Steve Jobs would have been a better president than Trump

But I guess it's not fair to compare apples and oranges

Jokes my grandpa told me when I was a kid.

A man goes duck hunting and spends two days without seeing a duck. On the third day he finally sees one and shoots it. The duck wounded tries to fly away. It lands in a farmer's yard, hits the barn roof, and falls off.
The hunter tries to sneak over the fence. As he gets close to the duck, he se...

Three guys went out camping together

One morning, when they woke up, the man sleeping on the left told his friends "I just had the best dream. I got the most amazing handjob"

The man on the right, quite surprised, told him "No way! I also got a great handjob in my dream!"

"You guys have such great dreams, it's not fair!" ...

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Tough pill to swallow...

So There's this couple and one day the boyfriend finds the a little stuffed bear at a thrift shop and buys it for his girlfriend and gives it to her as a gift
" I saw that this little guy s eyes were sown pointing to each other, and I got it because I know you love imperfect things, because you...

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