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Isn't Always Jokes

Binary thinking isn't always helpful.

But sometimes it is!

Making jokes wearing a bee costume isn't always easy

But they don't understand that sometimes you have to risk it for the bee skit.

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Free food isn't always the best

Tiffany and her coworkers are all servers and busboys at a busy seafood restaurant. Most of the food is higher end, and the plates can be pricey. The staff sees no problem with cleaning up the patrons' scraps, because they graze the leftovers at the same time.

A regular, Charlie, a man in h...

Did you know that the ocean isn't always salty?

Sometimes it's peppery.

Depends on the season.

My wife isn't always right...

... for example; earlier this year she thought she was wrong, but it turned out she was mistaken.

Talking about a one-dimensional space isn't always productive

But it's usually not pointless

Having more isn't always a good thing

I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes....

"Hope to see you soon"

isn't always what you want to hear from your doctor

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

:(

There was a study on Crows done in the UK....

As we all know, crows are very smart animals. They've learned that if they drop a nut into traffic, cars will run over it and break it open. This is usually performed by 2 crows; one to do the dropping and retrieving, and the second to signal no the first one when traffic is clear and it's safe to g...

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What's the difference...

What's the difference between a colostomy bag and a politician?

The bag isn't always full of shit!

The computer was claimed to answer anything correctly.

But the CEO didn't believe it, so he asked "Where's my father right now?". The computer beeped and whirred for a few seconds, and spat out "Your father is fishing in Canada". The CEO joyfully chortled "See, your computer isn't always right, my father died when I was 10 years old!" The computer sp...

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Shut Up

A young bluebird was flying from tree to tree in the brisk autumn air when he heard his parents call. Upon arriving back to the nest they tell the young avian to prepare for the trip south.

The little bluebird stubbornly inquires why, to which papa bluebird replies with details of heavy and c...

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