I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom
turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought
I told my GF to make me a sandwich
... making it with just my left hand is harder than it seems...
My wife is divorcing me because I keep getting aroused by serious situations. She tried to explain it away, but I said, "Baby, please...
"Don't make this harder than it already is."
Why should you not throw stones at a knight?
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are taking a walk in the garden nearby after a case.
Watson suddenly turns towards Holmes and says, "You must stop making fun of me now, Holmes. I'm not that dumb now. That was long ago."
Sherlock Holmes looks at Watson a bit mockingly and says, "OK, then. Show me what you can deduce from the objects you see around us."
"Sure.", says Wat...
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