Chuck Norris lost his virginity to the Statue of Liberty.
Da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man is Chuck Norris’s baby picture.
Waffles didn’t exist until Chuck Norris punched a pancake.
Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
## Because he's afraid of meeting Bruce Lee on the other side!
Credit: Saw the comment in this [tribute video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8wL3AA4BP0) [1:55]
So there's this school play...
Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have to put on a play featuring their favorite musical composers. They each toil over who they will play, until the next day they meet.
Stallone goes first.
"I'll be Mozart"
Next up is Chuck Norris.
"I'll be Beet...
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