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Ironing Clothes Jokes

A woman heard that her blonde friend was in the hospital

She went to visit her, and found her propped up in bed with bandages over both her ears.

"What in the world happened to you?" she asked.

"It was the craziest thing," said the blonde. "I was ironing clothes when the phone rang. Without thinking I held the iron up to my ear and said 'h...

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Two friends run into each other

One of the friends has his face badly burned on both sides. Curious, the first guy asks him what happened to his face. The guy tells him that he was watching TV while his old lady was ironing clothes next to him, the phone rang and when he went to answer it, he picked up the ironing machine instead....

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Don't go

Two friends were walking home one evening and a young sexy woman was blowing kisses at one of them from the window of a lovely bungalow.

1st friend: "Man, it looks like that babe is blowing kisses at me."

2nd friend: "Guy leave her alone, don't pay any attention to her."

Then th...

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