An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured, you'd best put your affairs in order."
O'Malley was shocked and sad...
An irishman named Sean cloned himself multiple times but just couldn't stand being around the 11th one...
There was ten Sean between them.
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A tourist walks into a bar.
He asks for an Irishman named Seamus. The bartender points to an old man in the back, staring out the window and nursing a pint.
The tourist takes a seat next to Seamus. "Is it true, what they say about you?" He offers the old man a fresh pint.
Seamus smiles at the man, then curls back...
A frog walks in to a pawn shop
And the owner, an Irishman named Paddy Mac, greets him. The frog takes out a small figurine, places it on the counter, and asks how much he can get for it. Paddy responds that he can’t give the frog anything for the cheap little tchotchke. The frog says, “But this *is* valuable; it was given to me b...
A priest, an Irishman and a silver ladle
An Irishman named O'Neill had to travel to London for a few days for work. As he didn't know anyone there or knew where to stay he was told by a friend to stay at the house of a priest, Father Jameson.
So the Irishman O'Neill stayed at Father Jameson's house and on the first night at the di...
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