Iren Jokes - 8 Hilarious Iren Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other??

Irene

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What do you call an Irish woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Ilene.

What do you call a Japanese woman with the same affliction?

Irene.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art.

That same guy in your pool? Bob

Same guy in your hot tub? Stew

Sitting under your car that's missing a wheel? Jack

Same guy on your porch? Matt

Same guy getting hit with a baseball bat? Homer

Same guy lying in a pile of leaves? Russel

What do you...

I met an Asian chick with 1 leg

Her name is Irene

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A guy has $5 and is horny as hell...

He goes to a brothel and asks the bouncer what he can get for $5.
The bouncer says you'll have to go see Irene out back.
So the guy goes to a little shed behind the brothel.
He sees Irene, takes a deep breath and asks her "can I get a blowjob, I have $5?" She says can't I have Pyorrhea, he ...

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The Pub Game

A guy walks into a pub in the middle of the countryside and orders a pint. While the barman is pouring his drink he notices a jar behind the bar that's stuffed with cash, must be close to £5000 in there. Curious, he asks the barman, "what's this about?"

"Ah, it's a little game we got 'ere" sa...

Name Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in front of a door? Mat

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and swims? Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in a big steel pot? Stu

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and ha...

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