The couple drives silently in a car along the country road. She suddenly says,"Walter, I'm getting a divorce!" He doesn't say anything, just accelerates slightly. She says,"I've had a relationship with your best friend for a long time, and he's a better lover than you." He doesn't say anything...
When Belgian people want go into the Sun !
First of all, sorry for my english, it's an old Joke from my Grand Father (RIP ♥).
AN AWESOME NEW in the World Journal, Belgian People are gonna investigate the Sun !
Everyone is crazy, insane ! So after this news, they ask How you can go on the Sun ? It will burn you before ! ...
A cowboy is captured by indians. The chief tells the cowboy they'll grant 3 requests before they scalp him.
The cowboy thinks a minute then says, " I wish to say goodbye to my horse then to set him free." So they bring him his horse, he whispers in its ear then sets him off into the sunset. He tells the chief he needs to mull over the third request and the chief agrees to wait until sunset.
As t...
Budgie smugglers and getting girls
So about 10 year s ago , I went to Benidorm with a friend and we we’re sitting on the beach and My friend wanted to know the best way for him to get attention from the girl s
I told him to go find a pebble and put it down his budgie smugglers and walk up and down the beach for a while ...
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Two Native Americans stand in front of a tipi
...gazing into the sun, a son with a father. The son, quietly and carefully, asks "father, just how did you come up with my name?"
"Well, my son, I look at the nature, what happens around me. See the sun on the glooming horizon? She is the reason your sister is called Setting-Sun."
"Ye...
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