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Intelligences Jokes

Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female?

Because they're never wrong

A teacher is teaching a class of kids about intelligence

She explains what intelligence is and then

Teacher: people opposite to intelligent are called stupid. Now how many of you think of yourselves as stupid, stand up.

She waits to see if someone would stand up but no one does. After a long while, finally a kid stands up.

Teacher: Do...

I wanted to get a job that doesn’t require too much intelligence

So I decided to run for the President of the United States

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