Instructions unclear

The first time I tried to bake a cake I followed the instructions to the letter, but it was a disaster — I almost burned the house down. The fireman told me that when it said to grease the bottom of the pan they really meant the inside of the pan.

"You can be whoever you want to be!"

Instructions unclear. Currently serving time for identity theft.

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A male band member’s manager learns that a local tabloid is looking for something scandalous to write a story about.

Trying to get ahead of whatever is coming, they go ahead and write out a list of rules for their client to follow to try and avoid catching the press’s attention. They emailed the list to the celebrity and told them to follow the instructions very closely.

A few days later, one of the manage...

If IKEA sold condoms..

Instructions unclear: accidentally made baby

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I finally figured out why god made women so confusing to men...

> Instructions unclear, dick stuck in woman.

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