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The best joke to tell at parties

3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says,...

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What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole

[insert name of political opponent here]'s tie

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Bedroom rodeo

Mount her doggy style, reach down and grab her tits (firmly), whisper in her ear "I fucked [insert name of her sister or best friend]" now hold on for 15 seconds. If you dont get thrown off whisper again "she was better".

New Knock-Knock joke?

Child: Knock Knock
Grandmother: Who's there?
Child: [Insert Name]
Grandmother: [Insert Name] who?
Child: Oh no! You have Alzheimer's!

Yes? No?

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