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Why do innie belly buttons make such bad criminals?

Because they can't stop attracting the fuzz

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My 3rd and 5th child have innie belly buttons. My first born has an outie.

I guess he’s the odd one out.

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What do Queen Victoria's empire and people with innie bellybuttons have in common?

Navel superiority.

I rear ended an Audi the other day

Now it's an Innie

What do you call an Audi that was in a head on collision?

An innie.

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Picture the scene, it is 1915 and the Great War is raging in Europe.

The war brought forward many brave fighting units and among those there were none so brave as the aviators of the French Flying Corps. Every weekend these modern day gladiators would fly to Paris and install themselves in the Grand Hotel. The locals, particularly the young ladies, would be desperate...

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You know you're fat when when...

Your penis is an *innie*.

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