It was one of those drive thru deals where you don’t leave your car. Right before the nurse injects me she says “little prick”. So I called her a fat bitch and drove off. What’s wrong with people these days?
Trump has tested positive for covid 19
If he injects himself with bleach, then he will have a taste of his own medicine.
A doctor is operating on a patient.
He says to his assistant: “Helium please” so the assistant wheels over a tank of helium. The doctor proceeds to put a mask on the patient so he can inhale the gas, but the patient doesn’t respond to the treatment.
The doctor turns to his assistant again. “Curium please”. And the assistant...