Infuriatingly Jokes

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender "do you have any plums?" The bartender replies "no, we do not serve plums." The penguin says thanks and leaves. The next day the penguin returns and asks the bartender "do you have any plums?" The bartender replies "no, once again, we do not serve pl... read more

But before that, he needed to get ready. He tried to get a tuxedo, but the line at the store was very long. He eventually got to the front, but they ran out and told him to come back tomorrow.

The next day, he went to the store again. The line was very long again. He got to the front, and th... read more