Davinath the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM.
On the dot.
Indian wife asks her husband
She asks, " So I have some money to spare, shall I buy a safe or a sari (Indian Women's clothing) ? " He replies, " Better safe than sari."
After finishing dinner in a restaurant, Indian wife told her husband, "Give tip to the waiter".
Husband called the waiter and said
"Don't get married!"
Heaven and Hell
Heaven is:
Indian wife
Chinese food
British home
American salary
Hell is:
American wife
British food
Chinese home
Indian salary
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