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Incredibly Stupid Jokes

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A husband comes home to his wife after being fired from the pickle factory...

His wife asks him "So what happened?"

The husband explains "I often get bored at work and today my mind was wandering and I thought to myself 'what would happen if I stuck my penis inside the pickle slicer?'"

The wife is clearly blind-sided by this confession and doesn't know what to s...

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Have you ever been driving

And seen another driver do something so incredibly stupid that you had to stop masturbating?

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Men and the Egyptians...

Way back in time the Egyptians worshiped cats like Gods and Kings, which I thought was INCREDIBLY STUPID, not considering that just 10 minutes ago; I found myself Working for the Pussy...

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