Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Since we're at it: Dating in your 30s is like registering a domain name...
The good ones are all taken. But you can always get one from an exotic country...
I tried to lie to the bouncer about my age when so I could enter the club...
Me: "23 sir".
Bouncer: "Hmm you don't look 23..."
Me: "Oh stop it you're making me blus-"
Bouncer: "You look like you're in your 30s".
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