Which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in theaters
Two blondes froze to death at the drive-in theater.
They were there to see "Closed for Winter."
Going to watch a movie in theater
Me: This movie is pirated Friend: How? Me: This movie has got 3.14 rating
I wanted to go see Malcolm X when it came out in theaters...
But I was afraid wouldn't get it since I hadn't seen 1 through 9
Just watched Once Upon A Time In Hollywood in theaters and without knowing anything about it other than the title.
I still don't.
An old couple was found dead in a drive in theater
… they came to see the movie "Closed for Winter".
Is it really 2016?
Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States.
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There is a movie about premature ejaculation
Coming Soon, now in theaters.
EDIT: Just let me try again changing a couple of words
EDIT 2: I swear this is the first time that this has happened
A woman wakes up one night
...to see that her husband isn't in bed for some reason. Curious, she gets up and walks out to the kitchen, where she sees him sobbing over the sink. "Honey, what's wrong?" She asks. Her husband turns to her and says, "Do you remember that day twenty years ago when your father caught us in my ca...
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