Why doesn't America parade its new military hardware and tanks down main street like other countries?
Because they prefer to parade it down main street IN other countries.
Guy in street handing out fake moustaches
Me:How many am i allowed?
Guy:Just one.
Me:We'll see
[NSFW] A cowboy is walking down main street in nothing but his boots and hat...
Shortly after he got into town, a sheriff stops him.
"Sir, why in the hell are you walkin down the street naked as a jaybird?"
"I can explain! See I met this girl named Sally. Well, I took her back to my place and she took her shirt off... So I took off mine. Then she took her pants of...
A man is walking down Main Street in a small town, browsing the shops.
He goes into a curio shop, and peruses through all the knickknacks. In front of the register, there is a glass case with several expensive items. One item catches his eye; a little gold rat, slightly smaller than the real thing. He asks the shopkeeper what's the deal with the gold rat.
"Ahhh,...
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