A doctor is calling in patients from the waiting room
-due to new privacy regulations we aren't allowed to call in patients by their name, so could the lady with hemorrhoids please follow me?
A Chinese doctor cant find a job in a hospital in America, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads "GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100."
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 14 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Chinese: "Congrats, yo...
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Doctors in New York have come up with a cocktail of drugs to treat symptoms in patients with Coronavirus..
They’re calling it The Manhattan.
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