UPJOKE

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I saw a toilet in my dream and peed in my bed

Now I am pissed

I bring so many ladies back to my place and make them so happy in my bed that...

I was forced to buy ho-moaners insurance

After a long day I like to lay down in my bed, look up at the stars, and think to myself..

Where the hell did my roof go?

I got olive oil in my bed

Shhhh... Don't tell Popeye!

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Last night, I was laying in my bed, looking up the stars as I thought to my self..

Where the fuck is my roof??

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One night, I lie awake in my bed, staring at the night sky and ask myself..

"where the fuck is my roof?"

I was lying in my bed, staring at the stars.

I wondered, β€œWhere the frick is my ceiling?”

Last night I woke up with Pamela Anderson and Naomi Campbell in my bed

I let out a sigh, got up and taped the posters back to the wall.

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