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My wife told me that every time we have sex, we put five dollars in jar for a future vacation.

We’re Still here…

Why is it called canning when you put things in jars?

Because calling it anything else would be too jarring.

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Men who sticks their dick in jar of peanut butter...

are fucking nuts.

Little boy keeping the shop...

A little boy was keeping his dad's shop while he was away.
There were lots of candies kept in jars for sell. They were known to be so delicious that kids couldn’t resist themselves from buying candies.
One day a passer by asked him, if he was keeping the shop, to which the boy said yes. Seei...

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