I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums……
Could you use African violets instead?"
Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone."
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I ran into a buddy last month and invited him to a party
He said, “no, thanks. I don’t go to parties anymore. It’s too embarrassing.“
“What do you mean?“
“Well, I always drink too much, and when I’m drunk I think it’s funny to piss in peoples’ flower pots. Then the next day, everybody’s talking about it, and it’s too embarrassing. So I just ...
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