UPJOKE

SpongeBob may be the main character in the show…

..but Patrick is the star.

“I’m thinking about killing off the main character in this book I’m writing.”

“What type of book is it?”

“An autobiography.”

I love it when the main character in a movie has a twisted back story...

Probably why 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' is one of my all-time favourites!

Aaron Paul prefers to stay in character even when the cameras aren't rolling

It's called methead acting

What do you call the main character of a book about an English noble in 1200 ad

The plantagenist

In the Chinese version of "Fight Club" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist.

Turns out he was Wong the whole time.

I'm a mean guy

With the standard deviation in character.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

One day a man is feeling depressed and goes to his therapist for advice.

"I just don't know what to do. I don't feel like living anymore." he said.

The therapist responded brightly. "Well I know just the trick for that. You need to be more sexually active." The man looks at him, confused. "What especially works for me is banging my wife two to three times a week....

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