My friend tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of a Ford F-150.
He’s ….a pickup artist.
Sometimes, to impress girls, I use big words that I don't fully understand...
...in an effort to sound more photosynthesis.
I asked a fitness trainer at my local gym what would be the best machine to use in order to impress girls
Apparently it’s the ATM machine at my local bank.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Girl says: I like guys with huge dicks...
Guy (trying to impress girl): me too
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