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Impasta Jokes

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

What do you call someone trying to fake Italian heritage?

An impasta

What's a single spagetti between loads of macarroni?

An...

















ImPASTAr

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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

What condition does a noodle have when it doesn’t feel like it’s good enough?

Impasta syndrome!

While eating lunch today, I found a single fusilli amongst my penne

You can say I spotted an impasta.

So, I played Among Us with an italian...

He was the impasta

What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn't pasta?

An impasta.

Threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti.

It was the impasta.

What do you call a thick noodle?

An impasta.





(Don't know if this has already been posted on here so...)

What do you call a fake noodle?

An ImPASTA !!!



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Bet you tell at least one person, that joke :P

There was a macaroni in my box of orzo

Impasta!

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What do you call a fake noodle

An Impasta!!!
Sorry lol

Edit- getting lots of downvotes. I get it, it's a stupid joke but i'm just trying make people laugh. Maybe even chuckle a little bit:) hope everyone is having a good day and if your day was shitty I hope it gets better:)

What do call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Sorry, just wanted to copypasta.

This one was from my daughter after dinner.

What did the linguini say to the spaghetti squash?


IMPASTA!

I went to an Italian restaurant that claimed to be super authentic. But they weren't.

It was just a bunch of Impastas

3 in 1 QA jokes

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator

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