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An old joke from Germany, when Trump jad just became President...

Trump is on Europe tour. He stops by in Germany and visits Mrs. Merkel in the german pariament; the 'Bundestag'.

He sees that everything there is working out just fine, so he asks her: "How do you do that?"
"What?", she asks.
"That everything works out so well?"

"Oh, that's easy....

An old, blind cowboy walks into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to the barstool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediatley falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke,...

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a gin and tonic

The bartender grabs an apple from underneath the counter and hands it to the man. The man looks at the apple confused, but the bartender encourages him to take a bite and so he does.

"Amazing, this apple tastes exactly like gin", says the man. "Taste the other side" the bartender says and to ...

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Walter the chicken

Walter and his wife go to bed at night. When Walter wakes up a few hours later, there is an Angel standing in front of him. „What happend?“, he asks a little confused. „I‘m sorry Walter. You died while you were asleep.“, the Angel answers.

Walter is really sad to hear this. He still had so ma...

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So this guy is having terrible headaches...

So he goes to the doctor to determine what is wrong. The doctor states that the patient has a rare condition where his testicles are pressing against the base of his spine causing the excruciating headaches.
"How do I fix it?" asks the patient.
"The only solution is castration" says the doctor...

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