What do you call IKEA furniture you put in coffee?
Artificial swedener
Our Mexican friend is a whiz when it comes to assembling IKEA furniture.
He is our instruction Manuel.
I would tell you a joke about Ikea furniture...
But the setup takes to long and the final product is mediocre.
Why did Trump's IKEA furniture keep falling apart?
Fake screws
Don’t ask me why your Ikea furniture isn’t holding up..
..you only have your shelf to blame
What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?
Activates its shelf destruct sequence.
I'll see myself out...
The incoming presidential cabinet is like Ikea furniture.
The directions come from something impossible to read, it will barely last 4 years and definitely has a few screws loose.
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