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thomas gray

If ignorance is bliss...

Why are all my friends so unhappy ?

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If ignorance is bliss...

You must be having a near-constant orgasm.

Ignorance is bliss

When I was younger I never knew what ignorance is bliss meant, and at that time I’ve never been happier.

They say that ignorance is bliss,

but I don't know what either of those words mean.

Have you guys ever heard the term "ignorance is bliss?”

You know when I was younger i had no idea what it meant...and frankly those were the happiest days of my life.

Had some medical tests. Sometimes ignorance is bliss

Doctor: I have some bad news and some worse news.

Me: Oh no. What's the bad news?

Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.

Me: OMG. What's the worse news?

Doctor: I should have told you yesterday.

Ignorance is bliss and patience is a virtue.

If you’re dumb and don’t mind waiting around.

A gorilla walks into a bar.

He's not the smartest gorilla, but ignorance is bliss at the zoo.

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