A wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.”
Husband: Who is Priscilla?
Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure you read my message.
Husband: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Prisci...
Jealousy
my man got mad at me because he saw me messaging an old friend of mine on Reddit. I told him it was completely harmless and he said if he catch me on Reddit again, he gone swipe my whole head across the keyboard. As y'all can see I clearly don't give a fuuc ewszxdrd gfy g igh igyh hj ohn mksezesxrt...
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