UPJOKE

If you were a fruit, you would be a Fineapple. If you were a vegetable....

I would visit you every day in the hospital.

I walked up to a woman in a bar and said “hey, baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple.”

She responded “and if you were a fruit, women would rejoice.”

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