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If You Think About It Jokes

If you think about it, humans eat more bananas than monkeys

I mean have *you* ever eaten a monkey?

You know, if you think about it....

The ocean is just constsntly humping the earth until it caves.

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An American man went to his lawyer, pulled down his pants, started masturbating furiously and asked: "Doesn't this constitute free speech, if you think about it?"

"I see where you're coming from," replied the lawyer.

If you think about it, getting killed by the Zodiac Killer must suck…

Because imagine living your entire life up to that point just to be killed for being a Virgo.

If you think about it, walking is just falling

With extra steps!

if you think about it, the absolute best name for an anti-diarrhea medication has already been taken.

Gonorrhea

If you think about it, Futurama was an extremely progressive show.

Truly ahead of its time.

If you think about it, Y is just a T

That your mom sat on

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If you think about it, every marriage is a same sex marriage...

You get married and its the same sex every single time...

If you think about it, we already have Time Machines.

They're called clocks.

If you think about it, Forgive me father for I have sinned

is basically just the catholic version of "I'm sorry Daddy, I've been very naughty"

If you think about it, Iron Man, under all that technology, the fancy clothes and the expensive jewellery...

He is just... Stark naked!

If you think about it we all start out Canadian

Drinking milk from bags.

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If you think about it, therapists and executioners have the same job.

Both of them really take a weight off your shoulders.

Flavored lube is technically meat seasoning if you think about it

Wouldn’t use it on the grill, though

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If you think about it, Bill Cosby got in trouble over pudding

Pudding his dick where it don't belong

The government is reported to have invented a mind-control air freshener.

It makes scents if you think about it.

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