A young woman went into Victoria's Secret and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this, you're too close!" embroidered on her panties and bra. "Yes, madam," said the clerk, "I'm quite certain that could be done. What kind of lettering would you like it done in?"
"Braille," ...
A woman was working at a lingerie counter when a customer approached with a pair of frilly panties.
"I'd like to buy these," she said, "but only if you can embroider 'If you can read this, you're too close' on the back." So the saleswoman took the panties to the tailor in the backroom and described the rather unusual request. The tailor said, "I can do that. Does she want block letters or ...
I have a bumper sticker in Braille
If you can read this, you're driving too close.
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